You Don’t Have to Buy Anything! I Get Paid Just for Showing It to You!

These are words that will forever haunt me. I learned them during the summer of 1991, when Bryan Adams’ “Everything I Do (I Do It for You)” was all over the airwaves, when City Slickers was tops at the box office, and my brother and best friend and I were all hungry college kids lookingContinue reading “You Don’t Have to Buy Anything! I Get Paid Just for Showing It to You!”

I Have Seen the Lord God Almighty (And Signed His Shoe)

I met God in Beverly Hills. He was taller than me, and He had a long beard. I’d always pictured him that way, but in my mind’s eye God’s beard was milky-white and his presence was full of glory and majesty. When I met God, his beard was long (but brown and greasy), and insteadContinue reading “I Have Seen the Lord God Almighty (And Signed His Shoe)”